This here’s a note for all the playas
Basketball junkies and soothsayers
Love watching hoops they call March Madness?
But your feeling left out, surrounded by sadness
Okay yo, no team in the Show?
You’re thinking that the Tourney’s gonna blow?
There’s a game of prognostication, for you and me
You got this my friend, join the OTP.
You’re on a mission and your wishin
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Looking for pools in all the wrong places
All you get are shitty web sites with no friendly faces
From frustration first inclination
Is to forget about hoops and turn to masturbation
But there’s a tourney dream for you, you’ll see
Put down the KY and join the OTP.
The games are showin, so you’re goin
But in your veins there’s no excitement flowin
Don’t care about Charleston versus TCU?
Here’s how the OTP will work for you.
Fill out a bracket, pick those games
And now the juice is coursing through your veins
Can the Catamounts take out the Boilers?
NOW you care, you’re looking for spoilers.
Will a 14 seed take out the number 3?
C’mon and make your picks, join the OTP.
What’s with this bracket, think you can’t hack it?
Got no knowledge, think it’s a racket?
ESPNers are fakey, knowledge is shaky
Middle-aged hoops nuts no smarter than babies
Got no knowledge but you got a five?
Then you’ve got a fine chance to stay alive.
That team’s in yellow, you say “Hello!
I’m picking YOU to advance fine fellows”
You’ve never even heard of Middle Tennessee
But now they’re your boys in the OTP.
So now you’re ready, feeling steady
Gonna win all the money and confetti
Wanna fill out a bracket, you wanna go?
Just check out the web site down below.
Selection Sunday’s hoppin, brackets poppin
The OTP is your one-stop-shoppin
Thursday at noon is when you make your play
And make sure that fiver is on its way.
Scores and updates is what you’ll see
Every single day on the OTP.
ONLINE TOURNAMENT POOL
https://docrek.wixsite.com/otp17
*** PLEASE NOTE ***
Only last year’s web site and tournament bracket is currently available.
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The updated web site will be active by Wednesday night, March 14.
Picks will be due Thursday by noon. Only 5 bucks to participate.
